Former Republican presidential candidate and soon-to-be ex-Senator Marco “Roboto” Rubio has oiled his hinges and let off some steam via one beautifully catty late night tweetstorm directed at the Washington Post.
In a meandering, somewhat arbitrary list of politicians who the Post says will “never” be Donald Trump’s vice president, Chris Cillizza spoke to unnamed sources “close” to Rubio and declared him “sort of betwixt and between when it comes to his next move.” According to Rubio, these unnamed sources do not know him and do not know his life, and why doesn’t the media just go die?!