Welcome to Day 2 of Jezebel’s March Madness, ladies and gentlemen! We’ve got a lot to plow through today, so let’s get started.
From the Internet Social Division:
First up, Instagram Filters (8) lock horns with Memes (9) in a bloody clash of millennial photo-doctoring mechanisms. U WANNA BE PRETTY, OR U WANNA BE FUNNY? And here comes Skype Sex (5), with its unique flavor that blends functionality with a dash of something more ominous, facing off against Sliding Into DMs (12), a descriptor that makes any Twitter-savvy horndog sound smoother than they almost always are. The choice is yours! Up next: Twitter Fights Between Other People (4) vs. Facebook Friends’ 3D Ultrasound Pics (13). Which cringe is the more fun kind of cringe?
Then we’ve got Throwback Thursday (6) and YouTube Comments (11) heading onto the court—only one thing’s for sure, and it’s that your friends sure have a lot of baby pics on hand! Did they steal a photo album over Christmas, or something? Later, it’s Surprise Albums (3) vs. Facebook With Your Republican Relatives (14), and this is tough: Can Drake’s mixtape really come out on top against all those deer your Aunt Laci killed for sport? Next up, Eggplant Friday (7), a dick party we’re all invited to, is pitted against OKCupid Messages That Are Like “Hey u r beautiful” (10), a dick party you could go to if you’re sure it’s a good idea but text me every 10 minutes so we know you’re okay. Rounding out Round 1 for this division is Emojis (2) vs. Social Justice Tumblr (15). Either way, seems like the English language is on its way out.
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