Madonna isn’t fond of Instagram’s policy of banning topless photos, so Madonna posted a topless photo to Instagram. In a classic #rebelheart moment, Madonna tore off her clothes, drenched herself with water, arched her back on a fish (?) sculpture, and then put a black bar across her nipples. “Why is it ok to show ass but not breasts?” Madge wondered. “Drowning in the hypocrisy of social media#artforfreedom #UnapologeticbItch ❤️#rebelheart.” Insert obligatory line about Madonna being unafraid of controversy/reference to her intense yoga routine. [Page Six]


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Derick Dillard’s announcement that Jill Duggar was in labor was a false alarm. Jill posted an Instagram photo to confirm that another Duggar hadn’t yet come barreling into the world. “Out to lunch...” Jill captioned the photo, “maybe this spicy Mexican food will make the baby come! Only Braxton Hicks contractions with this weather so far. We shall see what the weekend brings! #nobabyyet #lunchwithmyhubby.” Good luck you crazy, weirdo couple that I can’t stop watching. [Us Weekly]


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Richie Sambora, Bon Jovi’s worst head of hair, is being investigated for threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend/business partner Nikki Lund. According to People, Sambora threatened Lund on the phone: “I will make you disappear. I have millions of dollars and I can make people disappear – you are nothing,” Sambora dismissed the accusations, claiming that Lund is seeking more money. [People]


  • Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went to a Haim concert together where they held hands and stuff. [Page Six]
  • Bad Girls Club star Linsey “Jade” Berardi has died at age 22. No cause of death has been announced. [Us Weekly]
  • Chris Brown can’t get over Karrueche Tran. [TMZ]
  • Rob Kardashian deleted that weird Gone Girl-inspired message he left Kim Kardashian on Instagram. [Us Weekly]
  • Andy Samberg looks adorable on the latest cover of Nylon. [Just Jared]
  • Looks like Lindsay Lohan photoshopped another selfie. At this point you’d think her Photoshop skills would be a lot better. [Radar]
  • Sally Field was told she wasn’t “pretty enough” to be a movie star. She exacted her revenge by making Sybil and freaking everybody out. [Huffington Post]
  • Here’s Armie Hammer’s baby with the world’s creepiest Easter Bunny. [E!]
  • Furious 7 made $140 million its opening weekend and your life is meaningless. [Variety]

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