Macaulay Culkin Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band

Their short ep was recorded live at Macaulay Culkin’s house on November 11, 2013. You can now buy it for one dollar or listen to it below. I suggest you do both, because it is amazing. We are all better for this existing.

Here are the songs:

Papa John Says

I’m Beginning to Eat the Slice

Pizza

I’m Waiting for Delivery Man

Cheese Days

Pizza Day

All the Pizza Parties

Pizza Gal

Take a Bite of the Wild Slice

And here are the participants in this merry band of pizza lovers: Matt Colbourn (guitar/vocals), Phoebe Kreutz (glockenspiel/vocals), Deenah Vollmer (pizza box/vocals), Austin Kilham (tambourine/vocals), and, of course, Macaulay Culkin (percussion/kazoo/vocals).

My boyfriend says that Macaulay’s kazoo playing is actually pretty proficient. I trust him; dude knows his kazoo. (I date up the food chain.)

“It’s such a pizza day, I’m glad I spent it with food!” is pretty much my life’s motto, so I’m all about this band. May I humbly suggest that they do several albums, each about a different delicious food and in the style of various great bands. Empires have been built on less.