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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Macaulay Culkin Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band

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Their short ep was recorded live at Macaulay Culkin's house on November 11, 2013. You can now buy it for one dollar or listen to it below. I suggest you do both, because it is amazing. We are all better for this existing.

Here are the songs:

Papa John Says

I'm Beginning to Eat the Slice


I'm Waiting for Delivery Man

Cheese Days

Pizza Day

All the Pizza Parties

Pizza Gal

Take a Bite of the Wild Slice


And here are the participants in this merry band of pizza lovers: Matt Colbourn (guitar/vocals), Phoebe Kreutz (glockenspiel/vocals), Deenah Vollmer (pizza box/vocals), Austin Kilham (tambourine/vocals), and, of course, Macaulay Culkin (percussion/kazoo/vocals).

My boyfriend says that Macaulay's kazoo playing is actually pretty proficient. I trust him; dude knows his kazoo. (I date up the food chain.)


"It's such a pizza day, I'm glad I spent it with food!" is pretty much my life's motto, so I'm all about this band. May I humbly suggest that they do several albums, each about a different delicious food and in the style of various great bands. Empires have been built on less.