LuAnn's Insistence On Being Called "Countess" Is Not Very Civilized

On last night's episode of Real Housewives, LuAnn repeatedly reminded the pizza boy, Kelsey Grammar, and the American Cancer Society that she is to be addressed as "Countess" - all in the course of one day.


Hippopotame is leaked.

Anyway, isn't her hubby supposed to be French royalty? Correct me if I'm wrong, I've only seen snippets of the show. If so, France hasn't recognized its royalty since the second Restauration in the 19th-century!!! There is no monarchy in France. It's not like England where there's still a titular monarchy/royal line.

But maybe I'm wrong about it. Either way, total bullshite.