If you have literally nothing better to do with your money than buy Phyllis Vance's business cards*, you can bid on them and other items from NBC's The Office's set. So far, a picture of Jim and Pam is already at over a thousand dollars, but if you lose, holler at me, I'll make you one for $100. It was totally onscreen. By far the best item is Kelly Kapoor's wedding dress from Subtle Sexuality's Male Prima Donna music video. I'm an independent diva, but I still kinda need ya.

*No judgment. If I were rich, I'd be just like you!