Look At This Dumbass Who Went As 'Roofies' For Halloween

It’s getting hard for people to come up with original, offensive Halloween costumes. Blackface? Too common. Making fun of the activists demonstrating against the pipeline in North Dakota? Current and topical, sure, but still racist in a rather predictable way. For a bold take on Halloween dickery, please look at our man above, who went to a bar in South Carolina dressed as a bottle of Rohypnol.

Our man, the cool guy with good ideas, was spotted by SB Nation reporter Jim Lohmar at a bar on Halloween night in Charleston, South Carolina. He tells us that this very adult man—who spent, easily, like an hour making that thing— hovered around the bar for about an hour before a group of women arrived to tell him about himself.

Lohmar writes (emphasis ours):

He hovered around the bar for an hour or so before some of my other Facebook friends saw that he was, well, dressed as a bottle of date rape drug. After seeing it on social media, a group of eight or so women friends entered the bar and confronted him. He argued with them for a while before being escorted out. He left without issue and the bar applauded as he did so.

Our man here, you will be shocked to learn, argued that everyone was being too uptight about his fun rape costume.

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Anna Merlan

Anna Merlan was a Senior Reporter at G/O Media until September 2019. She's the author of Republic of Lies: American Conspiracy Theorists and Their Surprising Rise to Power.

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