Just in time for Valentine's Day: a big fleece pillow that you can customize with the name of a date rape drug. Is the uncanny valley stock photo model included, or does that cost extra? Also, how much does it cost to ship a pillow to Chicago from the video for Black Hole Sun?
I realize what they were probably trying to do was PhotoShop the wrinkles out of that pillow, but it really looks like they very poorly PhotoShopped the guy onto it. it seriously makes me wonder if he was lying on something entirely different before PhotoShop got a hold of him.
In other news, that guy looks incredibly dejected. He must know that buy having that pillow in his home, the ladies won't willingly go anywhere near his penis.