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Roofie Pillow Is, Ironically, Unforgettable

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Just in time for Valentine's Day: a big fleece pillow that you can customize with the name of a date rape drug. Is the uncanny valley stock photo model included, or does that cost extra? Also, how much does it cost to ship a pillow to Chicago from the video for Black Hole Sun?

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I'm going to have one made that says "Valtrex" and pull it out when I want a horrible one-night stands to leave after sex.