Liveblogging Sarah & Bristol Palin On Oprah

Today—the 37th anniversary of Roe v. Wade—pro-lifers Sarah & Bristol Palin will talk about Bristol’s new vow of abstinence on Oprah. (Isn’t the definition of insanity repeating the same mistake over and over expecting a different result?)

The guess is that this interview will mostly be hinged on the whole “waiting for marriage” thing, but it’ll be interesting to see if Oprah asks Bristol about her legal battle with her ex Levi Johnston, asking for child support dating back to their son Tripp’s birth. (Levi says that he offered her money in the past, but wouldn’t take it.)

4:30 Bristol seems like she not only hates her own message, but also life, and possibly, her mother.

4:26 So that’s it?

4:23 Ha! Oprah just said that whomever curled Sarah’s hair today must’ve gotten up at 3:30 in the morning.

4:20 Sarah just completely contradicted Bristol’s statement by saying that Bristol thinks that’s a realistic goal for herself, but thinks that other girls should make their own choices.

4:18 Oprah asked Bristol why her sex life—or vow to not have one—is anyone’s business. Bristol said, “I think it’s a goal to have, and I think other young women should have that goal.”

4:15 Sarah said that Bristol was the picture of a “girl who wasn’t supposed to get pregnant.” Unless she doesn’t menstruate or is dealing with some kind of endometriosis, I don’t see how this picture is logical.

4:14 Seriously, I’m expecting her to ask Bristol what her favorite color is next. Or if she brushes her teeth in an up-and-down motion or from side-to-side.

4:12 Oprah really needs to stop lobbing the soft balls. “Why do babies need to be bathed so much?” Because they get s-shaped poop on them all day!

4:11 Now Bristol has joined the convo.

4:07 O brought up a good point by asking Sarah how she feels about being a part of the media now, after she slammed it in Going Rogue.

4:05 Sarah says she is “not gonna close any doors that are open” in reference to a possible political career.