Thanksgiving in America is, for many celebrities, about a few things, in no particular order: 1. thankfulness; 2. gluttony; 3. family 4. INSTAGRAM. It's the tour kickoff, if you will, for the next full month of holiday excess, and accordingly celebrities were out in social droves on America's favorite photo app, flossing their lavish and sometimes wacky holidays.

Below, a peek into some of our favorite celebrities' fabulous Thanksgiving exploits. If you'd additionally like to consider that Thanksgiving is a also holiday of erasure/genocide (cause, YEAH), feel free to look at these flicks to a soundtrack of RPMfm's Indigenous Futurisms mixtape, or to their compilation Revolutionary Sounds of Native America, or to Javier Estrada's Pre-Continental Colonization Trap EP, or, of course, to Nas' perennial anti-Thanksgiving song "What Goes Around." Or to an excellent new track called "Burn Your Village to the Ground," by A Tribe Called Red.

For your consideration:

Beyoncé wanted to remind us that Thanksgiving is a year-round occasion.

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And Naomi Campbell was basically like Don't I know it! Ahahahahahahahah.

Sean Combs gave us a little insight into what it might be like to be a trizillionaire riding a private overnight jet. #blessed

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FLOTUS was thankful for the enlisted: "As we celebrate #Thanksgiving, let's give thanks to our men and women in uniform serving our country far from their homes and families. –mo"

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The "Ready For Hillary" PAC reminded us of a serious #TBT fave:

Oprah's guests, whom she called "My Daughters," looked the happiest.

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Maybe it was because Oprah was making "andouille sausage cornbread stuffing from scratch," delicious.

Eva Longoria was really real, thanked "all the farm workers who made this meal possible."

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Karlie Kloss, supermodel and baker of goods, indulged in her mom's "legendary" pumpkin bread.

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While fellow model Ali Michael also advocated housing the spread, writing, "Don't not do this today."

Mindy Kaling, for her part, enjoyed "trash pies."

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Rihanna flipped the #prettyturkey concept for the birds of the world, playing off the chorus of Dej Loaf's hit "Try Me" and celebrating all the "different ass muhphuckas" who love her.

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Speaking of some different ass muhphuckas: of course Rihanna was using dick-shaped salt and pepper shakers.

Your girl Miley Cyrus appeared to indulge in vices other than birds. Like synths!

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Related (?): celebrity chef/Fresh Off the Boat memoirist Eddie Huang joked that his turkey was "ON THE TWERK TEAM LOL."

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Carine Roitfeld wished us all a happy "PUNK Thanksgiving":

While model Hari Nef mused on "trans-giving."

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FKA Twigs is a Brit but was thankful anyway: "for my wonderful friends who are supportive and patient with me, my mum for being as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside, my dad for always working hard to protect all the numbers around the world, every lover who has failed me, the one man who has made me, my teeth, and the tiny bedroom in the back of my tour bus." Also!: "Thank you USA for being wildly accommodating of me and my music."

Madonna was in Malawi tagging everything #livingforlove:

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Mariah Carey spent her Thanksgiving with "beautiful Khari from @makeawishamerica."

Jewelry designer Laurel Dewitt crafted a turkey from her wares:

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And Laverne Cox uncovered a digital bas relief depicting the stars of Orange is the New Black.

There was also a Beyoncé and Jay-themed version, though it's unclear how Taylor got seated between Solange and Rihanna.

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While we're talking OITNB, Uzo Aduba also found a #thankful throwback jam, with her cousin:

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And Samira Wiley was thankful for her (reportedly!) woman.

Some people were like, eff a turkey. Aziz Ansari dined on cilantro-topped pizza (assisted, no doubt, by his chef companion Courtney McBroom).

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Jessica Alba totally made a jalapeño chicken:

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And Jenny Lewis used the opportunity to shoot a mini-turkey-horror movie.

Kerry Washington made a Thanksgiving movie, too: her pup Josie, snoring inside a handbag. "You think she'd spent all day making turkey!"

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Khloe Kardashian showed off her "OCD in high gear" (seriously, though, those cookie jars).

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Kourtney Kardashian's Barbie was also hella overworked:

But Taraji P. Henson was #reflecting.

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Snooki had help from her son Lorenzo on turkey cupcake duties.

And Zoe Kravitz, on tour in the UK with her band Lolawolf, had some help celebrating a homeland holiday from her own Brit friends.

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Cristela Alonzo gambled actual money during a post-dinner loteria game with fam (she was losing, as of press time).

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Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum had a great family photo, too, promoting Fox's Cause for Paws: An All-Star Dog Spectacular, which they hosted.

Demi Lovato was missing fam, weeping in the make-up chair while FaceTiming:

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But Gwen Stefani was celebrating her niece's matching bleach job (colorist: Gwen Stefani?).

So: who'd we miss? And can you top any of these famous foo's? Give us your best Thanksgiving Insta face.