Kids are really good at a few things (being cute, eating candy, shitting pants) — but talking isn't one of them. Watch them suffer through the pain of their first words just to taste the sweet sweet reward of a fun size Kit Kat. Good job, you miniature greedy goobers!
My daughter's preschool (she's 3, for what it's worth) did trick or treating around the school last week and at first I was like "what the fuck why so early?" Then I noticed that she's got "trick or treat!" And "thank you happy Halloween!" down pat now. Well played, school. Well played.