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Little Black Dresses and Sharp Black Trousers at the Armani Event

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Last night in New York City at the Armani One Night Only event, famous folks gathered and wore a lot of black. A whole lot of black.

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BFFs Leo DiCaprio and Marty Scorsese wore nicely tailored suits.

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Jeremy Irons rocked a banded collar shirt and a scarf. Stylish. Mark Ronson channeled a 1920s gangster.

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Ricky Martin did a little peacocking. Mr. Armani was crisp and classic. Bryanboy picked a fantastic greatcoat. Peter Facinelli? Blue velvet, if you please.

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Before we get to all the black: A bit of color. Purple blooms are just lovely on Greta Gerwig. Noted Man Repeller Leandra Medine paired violet with eggplant.

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Cannot get behind the saggy abomination that swallowed the beautiful Naomi Watts. I hate the texture of the fabric, the sleeves, the neckline, the seams, the dark abyss that might be pants or a skit. Fail dot com.

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Chic jackets and sharp trousers on Lauren Hutton and Glenn Close.

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More jacket/trouser combinations: Coco Rocha, Renee Zellweger.

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More black on black, done very well: Olivia Palermo, Isabel Lucas, Carine Roitfeld.

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Showing the young'uns how to look like a million bucks: Linda Fargo, Vice President of Visual Merchandising at Bergdorf Goodman; the inimitable Ellen Barkin.

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Black neither basic nor boring: Roberta Armani, Amanda de Cadenet, Emily Ratajkowski aka one of the naked women from the "Blurred Lines" video. Her mother wanted her to be a brain surgeon. Emily took off her top and modeled instead and landed an acting gig and now "wants to be a brand."

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Playing with different textures: Hilary Swank, Olivia Munn.

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Dianna Agron and Natalie Dormer both wore great little black dresses.

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The peplum on Jaimie Alexander's ensemble is a tiny bit ridiculous, but everything else is so fierce — from her hair to her heels — that this is really one of the best looks of the night. She's serving Disney villain realness.

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One of the other best looks: Sami Gayle, in a whimsically elegant little number.

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Props to Quvenzhané Wallis for eschewing black and sporting cozy winter white. Adorable.

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Images via Getty.