Prosecutors are side-eyeing the shit out of Lindsay Lohan's community service hours, which reportedly includes events like meet-and-greets with fans.

Lohan's 240 hours of required community service fulfillment came down to the wire, jeopardized by her Chikungunya diagnosis and more. Despite that, she surprised everyone with documentation accounting for the necessary 240 hours in time to meet the deadline. Time to party hearty! Oh but wait. According to TMZ, Lohan received 18 hours of community service credit through Community Service Volunteers in London after hosting five meet-and-greets after her performance in Speed the Plow for fans that lasted three hours. Prosecutor Terry White asked for more time to closely examine her community service record, especially since it includes shit like this:

CSV gave 5 lucky probationers a total of 70 hours with Lindsay ... providing them with "work shadowing experience." In other words, young people who needed to be taught a lesson followed Lindsay by way of example. The other thing ... she's not even working right now.

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HAHAHAHAHA a "work-shadow" experience—-what were they learning? Photoshop witchcraft? But there is no special treatment for rich, famous, white criminals though, OK? This is totally how anyone would be treated if they got arrested a bajillion times and had to do a bunch of community service. Sure.


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Page Six has more information on Emile Hirsch's alleged attack on Paramount executive Dani Bernfeld. Hirsch was reportedly inebriated at Tao Nightclub in Park City Utah (where he was attending the Sundance Film Festival in support of his film Ten Thousand Saints). A source tells Page Six the confrontation started around 3:30 a.m. and got extremely ugly and violent pretty quickly:

"Emile was aggressively picking on Dani," said a source, who added that Hirsch then suddenly snapped and "He got even more aggressive and aggro. He pushed Dani up against a table, and then he put her in a headlock."

Another source familiar with the incident called Hirsch's alleged attack a "chokehold," and added, "He attacked her from behind — he completely blindsided her after he'd been s - - t-talking and was already led away from her once."

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Park City police offered no further information other than to confirm that there is an ongoing investigation. Paramount declined to comment as well. Hirsch reportedly stayed on the scene following the alleged incident and spoke to police until 5 a.m.


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Does anyone remember The Littles? I apologize in advance because you will never, ever get this song out of your head now.

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