Today Lindsay Lohan reprised what’s become her most well-known role: The bedraggled starlet who swears she’ll pull herself together if she’s given just one more chance to make up for a crime no one remembers anymore. Unfortunately for Lindsay, the judge wasn’t buying it, so after mocking her lack of an acting career, the judge revoked her probation and took her into custody. Lindsay says she blew off her community service multiple times due to her work commitments, but Judge Stephanie Sutner quipped, “She is supposed to be an actress from what I hear. I don’t know how much acting work she’s done or is doing.” Lindsay was handcuffed and taken out of the courtroom, then posted her $100,000 bail almost immediately. Lindsay’s next court date is November 2 and she’s supposed to serve at least two days per week on cleanup duty at the morgue between now and then. [NYP]
Supposedly Lindsay is telling friends that she’s going to try to impress the judge by cleaning up blood and guts and the morgue every day until November 2. She says this is the “big warning she needs to get her act together” — as if there haven’t been dozens of warnings in the past. [TMZ]
Of course, no report on Lindsay‘s courtroom appearance would be complete without a discussion of her looks. For some reason Lindsay had huge smudge of what looks like dark brown eyeshadow on either cheek. [E!]
Lindsay couldn’t complete her community service at the Downtown Women’s Center because it was “not fulfilling.” I was going to say it’s a punishment, not a career choice, but maybe she has a point. [TMZ]
While in custody Lindsay was served with a lawsuit for allegedly attacking a Betty Ford staffer, so no, her courtroom drama will never end. [TMZ]
Everyone is talking about Lindsay, but this is clearly the biggest news of the day: Elisabeth Moss was spotted in an adorable dress and flip hairdo on the set of Mad Men! [N.Y. Mag]
Rihanna‘s video for “We Found Love” features a guy who people claim looks like Chris Brown (natch) and ribbon vomit. [N.Y. Mag]
Rachel McAdams is Occupying Bay Street in Canada, which actually sounds rather charming. [Just Jared]
- Six months after adopting her daughter Amaya Josephine, Mariska Hargitay and her husband have adopted a boy named Andrew Nicolas Hargitay Hermann. “We never in a million years thought it would happen this quickly, but something inside of us knew that this was right, and we said, ‘Yes, yes, yes!'” she says. “We knew this was our guy. Everything about it felt right. It felt divinely right.” [CNN]
- Kristen Stewart injured herself on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman, according to this Tweet from a guy who plays a soldier in the movie: “It’s a wrap for today. Kristen hurt herself … Nothing scary… We shoot [again] on Friday.” [Us]
- Brooklyn burglars say they picked up tips on bank robbing from The Town, such as cutting power at targeted businesses, splashing bleach to destroy DNA evidence, and using unconvincing Boston accents. [N.Y. Mag]
- Danny Masterson of That ’70s Show, who’s now been downgraded to the title “Ashton Kutcher‘s friend” has married Bijou Phillips. The couple have been together for eight years. [Us]
- Sherri Shepherd on the best meal she’s had in New York: “Gyros at the street vendors. [I go to the one on] Sixth Ave and 19th Street – right in front of Men’s Wearhouse. Every time I go there, he thinks I’m Oprah.” [N.Y. Mag]