Lindsay Has A "New Love Interest"; Dave Chappelle Deemed "Safety Risk" On Plane

By Hortense Smith | July 4, 2010 | 2:40pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a “new love interest”: a woman named Eilat Anschel, who recently finished a mandatory stint in the Israeli Defense Force. [TMZ]
According to TMZ, friends say that the relationship between Lohan and Anschel is “not the healthiest relationship in the world,” as Lohan has been turning to Anschel as a “shoulder to cry on” and is reportedly a bit obsessed. [TMZ]
Lindsay was late to her birthday dinner because the SUV she was riding in was pulled over after her assistant, the driver, failed to stop at a stop sign. [DailyMail]
Lindsay didn’t stay in the car while the ticket was being issued, however: she and her friend, Lady Victoria Hervey got out of the car and headed to the club, leaving Lohan’s assistant/driver to deal with the cops. [NYDN]
A private jet carrying Dave Chappelle was forced to land after Chappelle was deemed a “safety risk” for entering the cockpit and “grabbing the pilot’s arms,” asking when the plane was going to land. Chappelle’s rep claims that Chappelle had eaten something bad and needed to use a bathroom, but that the one on the plane was “not the kind he needed.” [TMZ]
TMZ also claims they were “told Chappelle then checked into a nearby hotel for the night. Sources at the hotel tell us Dave has been telling hotel employees he wanted to rent a car to drive back to Ohio … only he couldn’t remember where he lived.” [TMZ]
Melissa Etheridge’s estranged partner, Tammy Lynn Michaels, took to her blog to state that she felt blindsided by Etheridge’s decision to file Dissolution of Domestic Partnership papers last week, expressing her frustration in a poem: “gentle waves / no noise for awhile / or maybe gentle voices and / SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!! / FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! / even though we both promised / agreed / handshook / pinkyswore / no filing until after the tour / in the fall.” [People]
Diego Luna and his wife, Camilla Sodi, have welcomed their second child; a girl, named Fiona, after Luna’s late mother. [People]
Carrie Prejean has officially engaged in opposite marriage. [USWeekly]
An actress named Violet Kowal, who claims she had an affair with Mel Gibson while he was filming the upcoming comedy The Beaver, says that Gibson’s behavior was somewhat strange: “Mel was always very nervous and he would switch between acting like a nervous man with loads on his mind to being like a little kid. When I went round to his Malibu home he got out these little beaver hand puppets from the film he was doing with Jodie Foster. He would talk to me through the puppets saying, ‘Hello, how are you today?’ and play around with them before we had sex. He acted like a child. It was pretty weird. And before we had sex he always seemed so nervous. He’d have to have a cigarette to calm his nerves.” Kowal also claims that Gibson injects growth hormones into his stomach and that on January 6, the day he allegedly hit his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, he “called me up from a blocked number so I wouldn’t know it was him. I picked up the call and he screamed at me ‘Listen you bitch, do you know who this is. Don’t f*** with me or I will make you suffer.” [Mirror]
If, for some reason, you’d like to buy Dennis Miller’s house, he’s selling it for $17.5 million. [PageSix]
Angelina Pivarnick of Jersey Shore is currently dating a policeman: “He’s 100 percent Italian but not a guido. I met him at the Jersey Shore and we’ve been dating for about a month.” [DailyMail]
January Jones as a red head: more Joan than Betty, no? [DailyMail]
Janet Jackson says she’s hesitant to be a famous mother as “a kid should have a life. They should enjoy their childhood. They only get one.” [DailyExpress]
“He’s an extremist, which can be both good and bad. I always needed someone stronger than me,” says Katy Perry of Russell Brand, “And I am, like, a f***ing strong elephant of a woman. And I say that hopefully in the humblest way I can. When we have an argument he knows I’m not just gonna throw my hands up and say, ‘OK you win.’ Let’s get into it. Let’s start debating. Let’s wrestle, Russell.” [ShowbizSpy]
Madonna is reportedly injecting some solution into her hands to reverse the aging process. “She can’t channel Michael Jackson and wear gloves everywhere,” says a source, “That’s ridiculous, so she’s taking matters into her own, erm, hands. I’ve been told the hands are off limits to be shown in public. You wait and see. She won’t be photographed for ages with her hands on show.” [Mirror]
Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo announced via Twitter that he’s become a father, though he isn’t saying who the mother of the child is: “It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.” [JustJared]
“In London recently, my hotel had really good room service and I just ate the same thing every day – chicken tikka! I crave a home-cooked meal sometimes, but I only know how to make a piece of toast.”-Robert Pattinson [ShowbizSpy]