Life Force Energy Diet Helps You Lose Weight The Crazy Way

Instead of being bogged down by your meal, you should be elevated by it. I don’t use food mindlessly as a social pastime or something to do when I’m bored. It’s spiritual, and truly part of a holistic lifestyle. I believe that we take our vitality predominantly from the air, sunlight, and clean water, so I don’t take anything but this ‘life force energy’ until the sun goes down, then I enjoy nutrient-rich foods — along with others that are less so but that I enjoy anyway! Of course there are fun things to eat. But most people eat to escape their lives. A lot of us don’t realize that we don’t need to do things the normal way.

Nope, you can also do things the insane way. Rose’s daily diet:

BREAKFAST

* Lemon tea with fresh, raw grated ginger, a squeeze of lemon, and Stevia to taste (a natural, calorie-free sweetener), 24 fl oz – 3 calories*

* Mountain Valley Spring Water, 16 fl oz – 0 calories

LUNCH

* Nothing

DINNER

* One small watermelon – 230 calories

* Two cantaloupes – 376 calories

* Two bananas – 200 calories

* Smoothie (pineapple, avocado, kale, alfalfa sprouts, coconut water, mint) – 366 calories

DESSERT

* Box of Salud macaroons, 4.5 oz – 604 calories

This diet seems like it would cause you to “escape life” — and soon! At least Rose also points out that subsisting on “life force energy” isn’t for beginners — no doubt learning to photosynthesize takes practice. Once you’ve mastered that, though, you can move to the bottom of the ocean and eat only sulfur, like certain bacteria. I hear they’re really skinny.

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