In two nearly identical statements released at 5:45 p.m. Sunday afternoon, former One Direction member Liam Payne and former Cheryl Cole Cheryl announced their frequently drama-filled relationship had come to an end after three years and one baby named Bear.
Wrote Cheryl (she dropped her surname four years ago):
We are sad to announce that we are going our separate ways. It’s been a tough decision for us to make. We still have so much love for each other as a family. Bear is our world and we ask that you respect his privacy as we navigate our way through this together.
Cheryl and I are sad to announce that we are going our separate ways. It’s been a tough decision for us to make. We still have so much love for each other as a family. Bear is our world and we ask that you respect his privacy as we navigate our way through this together.
I’m personally relieved to watch this relationship come to an end—not because I hate love, but because I was sick of watching them release statement after statement denying anything was even remotely wrong. Oh, ALSO because it will never not be deeply uncomfortable that Cheryl met Liam when he was just 14!
The lazy couple resulted to never leaving their mansion and instead they use take-out delivery services. “Their Postmates bill has been $100,000 in one month,” revealed the informant. “They rarely leave their huge mansion. And have everything delivered, no matter what it is!”
The answer is below the bullets at the bottom of this post.
Oh great. Roseanne Barr said this on Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s podcast:
“I’ve already been offered so many things and I almost already accepted one really good offer to go back on TV and I might do it. But we’ll see.”
Here’s a question: 1) Why did Rabbi Shmuley give Roseanne this platform and 2) Why do both episodes of Rabbi Shmuley’s podcast (there really are just two of them) feature Roseanne Barr?
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