Levi Johnston Finally Comes Up With A Political Agenda

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Playgirl model and Wasilla, Alaska mayoral candidate is running on a platform which focuses on "better schools, less crime and more jobs for citizens of Wasilla and neighboring Palmer." First he has to get his high school diploma, though.

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Oracleofgomorrah

I would like to announce—here, exclusively on Jezebel—that I, Unnamed Source, announce my candidacy for President of the United States. I will run on a platform that focuses on World Peace, Peace in the Middle East, World Hunger, Kite Flying, and Feeding the Hungry Pieces of Reece's Pieces for World Peace under a rainbow of Kites.

Vote for me, or else you hate America.