Lest You Forget That Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Are Fucking

Do they ever feel... like two plastic bags... full of fat and glands... Katy Perry’s cans.

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Do they ever feel... like two plastic bags... full of fat and glands... Katy Perry’s cans.

He’s in Hollywood. Might be rare for him to not feel silicone. Also Katy’s boobs are a gift.

Elmo agrees.