After telling the award ceremony’s accountants to protect her Twitter account during Sunday night’s Emmys, Olympics fan and occasional Ghostbuster Leslie Jones met woman fan and [presumed] occasional ghoster John Mayer.
According to a tweet posted early this morning, Mayer offered to write a song about her, but Jones wasn’t interested. “I think he should have sex with me instead am I wrong,” she asked her followers.
As the world’s #1 hater of “Your Body Is a Wonderland,” I can confidently say she’s making the right choice here.
A reporter from People ran into Taylor Swift’s most recent ex-fake-boyfriend Tom Hiddleston on the red carpet last night and asked whether he and Swift are still friends. Hiddleston’s response was...typical:
“Yes. Yes we are.”
In related news: if someone happens to bump into Priyanka Chopra soon, would you mind leaning into her ear and saying, “Don’t believe his lies”?
Because, uh:
“thank you!”
- Quentin Tarantino writing a movie in the Chateau Marmont sounds like a bad Quentin Tarantino movie. [Page Six]
- Kim and I have the same ab routine. [People]
- Jim Carrey appears to be doing fine. [Page Six]
- **shivers** [People]
DISCUSSION
Leslie Jones can and should do a lot better than a smarmy douche like John Mayer. Also, she should be aware of John’s self proclaimed “David Duke Dick”.
Leslie, run.