Kate Middleton's penchant for pantyhose has sparked international debate over women's leg wear (or lack thereof). Despite the fact that most Americans don't appear to be changing their pantyhose habits, L'eggs is hoping the royals will make more women go for the shiny-legged look. This new ad attempts to sell modern women on the Spanx-like properties of hose, but we still have no urge to wear these because (spoiler alert) L'eggs don't come in an egg anymore. We can't even get a nostalgic kick out of these if there's no egg!
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To quote Margaret Atwood, "pantyhose cause crotch rot." Stockings all the way, baby.