The Daily Mail reports that "a crooked woman bank manager" stole about £1million from her bank over five years, while a bride took £470,000 from her company to pay for a cliff-top wedding complete with fireworks. [DM, DM]
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Cliff-top wedding? Bitch, if you're gonna steal half a million pounds, use it to fly your ass to a country without an extradition treaty. Don't blow it on shit in the country you stole it in.