Lady Gaga Will Treat White House Staffers to Her Musical Stylings During the Inauguration Festivities

There’s a rumor spreading around Washington D.C. faster than the latest iteration of flu: Lady Gaga will perform at Tuesday’s ball for White House staffers. If you’re a White House staffer, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I won’t believe this, I can’t believe this — life has disappointed me too many times for me to simply give myself over to the euphoria that would be a Very Gaga Inauguration.” But there’s no reason to be so pessimistic! When you think about it, why wouldn’t Lady Gaga turn out for the inauguration?