- Lady Gaga has thrown away all of her old bras and underpants because she will only wear silk underthings now.
Polyester, cotton and Lycra are “banned.” A source claims: “She really believes this will help her creativity because if she feels comfortable and her skin is able to breathe properly, she’ll be able to concentrate on her music.” By skin, you mean vagina, amirite? [Contact Music]
- John Travolta and Kelly Preston have a new baby boy named Benjamin. He was born Tuesday night at a Florida hospital, into a world where his father’s toupees and gay sexual exploits are news. Congrats! [E!]
- Leonardo DiCaprio donated $1 million to the World Wildlife Fund for tiger conservation yesterday, so let’s make him an honorary crazy cat lady. [NY Post]
- Jessica Simpson‘s fiancé is vegan, and she’s getting ready to have a meat-free thanksgiving. And by “getting ready” I mean “making fun of it.” Quoth she: “Tofurkey! It doesn’t sound right! It’s gonna be jiggly and weird.” [People]
- Courtney Love, who uses Facebook like voicemail, has asked Keith Richards‘ son Marlon for help with her addictions. She wrote: “It’s an emergency. I only have the house for a week. Hurry Marlon, I need to pack for UK now. I have PA and minder, need nurses and Dr to kick some nasty shit.” It is unclear what Marlon has to do with any of this, and what the “nasty shit” is, but Courtney was out in London last night, looking kind of… sleepy. [Daily Mail]
- So wait, Christina Aguilera‘s new song is called “Show Me How You Burlesque”? Is the usage of that word grammatically correct? I can’t believe I am even asking. Like I expect more. [Just Jared]
- By the by: Christina Aguilera lives in the house that the Osbournes used to live in, and says sometimes people throw food — like a turkey or a ham — into her yard. Perfect if you own an aligator? [Just Jared]
- Oh, also, the buzz is that Christina Aguilera is pregnant and that Matthew Rutler, a production assistant from the set of Burlesque, did the knocking up. [The Superficial]
- Eva Longoria “regrets” not leaving Tony Parker sooner; an insider says: “Don’t think for one second Eva made this decision lightly. Stuff went down that she will never talk about. She is far too much of a lady to air her dirty laundry in public, but let’s just say Tony knows exactly what he did to her.” Whoa. [PopEater]
- The flirty text messages between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson — in which he offers her $20,000 to “cover everything” are available for your perusing, if you are so inclined. [TMZ]
- Capri Anderson is “rethinking” her lawsuit. [Radar Online]
- Also! Capri Anderson wasn’t the one who changed her porn site to read, “Yes, it’s me, the mysterious hotel girl that everyone is talking about.” It was a member of the web team — in other words, some dude. Because with porn, whenever you think something is written by a hot young lady, it is usually written by some dude. [TMZ]
- Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood‘s daughter Leah is now a ward of the state of Indiana. [Radar Online]
- Rihanna and Katy Perry have been getting all Mean Girls on Nicki Minaj. [Daily Fill]
- Psst: Rihanna looks hot on the cover of Interview. Pass it on. [The Life Files]
- Russell Brand doesn’t know how to drive, but Katy Perry bought him some drivers ed classes, and he was spotted learning to park n the streets of L.A. yesterday. [Radar Online]
- Stressed-out Miley Cyrus has been smoking up a storm. [E!]
- When you think of Kim Kardashian, do you think of pissing or shitting? [ABC News]
- This link allegedly shows pictures of Chris Brown in a cheap hotel room after being in a threesome with another man. Or two random black guys getting dressed at the same time? [H8terade]
- George Lopez‘s wife Ann has filed for divorce. As you may recall, in 2005, when George needed a new kidney, Ann donated one of her own. Then a couple of months ago, rumors began to fly that George had been cheating on his wife with hookers. They’ve been married 17 years and there is no prenup. Sigh. [TMZ]
- Glee needs to get back on track and cut it out with the fucking guest stars, no one cares if Katie Couric will play herself in a cheerleading championships scene. [Vulture]
- Ryan Seacrest is a really good boyfriend. “Phenomenal,” in fact. Says Julianne Hough. The two are in Paris right now, walking hand in hand and shit. [NYDN]
- Hollywood is out of ideas part 7,654: A Lone Ranger remake. With — and this is not a joke — Johnny Depp as Tonto. Headsplosion. [Deadline New York]
- A T-shirt promoting rolling papers for joints somehow appeared on iCarly. Everybody freak out! [Page Six]
- Headline Of The Day: “EXCLUSIVE: Gosselin Kids ‘Doing A Lot Better’ Following Expulsion From School.” [Radar Online]
- “I have the same power as these boys. There’s nothing different between me and the boys — except they have a twig and berries.” — Nicki Minaj, on being a female rapper, to Rolling Stone. [Page Six]
- “As soon as the baby can say ‘Mama,’ I’m going on the road. We are going to be a traveling family gypsy band with garlands in our hair.” — Pink. [People]
- “Life isn’t perfect and I do believe that there’s funk in the flaw.” — Cee-Lo. [AP]
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