“Please boycott magazines that run pics of ‘celebrity children.’ They shouldn’t be punished for who their parents are,” tweeted Dax. He added, “Children shouldn’t be stalked #boycottusweekly #boycottstar #boycottpeople #boycottintouch #boycottboycottboycott.” (In related news, the word “boycott” starts to look really weird when you see it that many times.)
Kristen Bell also voiced her opinion on Twitter: “I wont do interviews 4 entities that pay photogs to take pics of my baby
anymore. I care more about my integrity & my values than my career… The ‘look at the celebs kid at the park!’ teaches us a disengaged
vouyerism. think abt how being followed by photos all day effects THE
KID.” They’re extremely right: it’s creepy and horrifying the way paparazzi target celebrity children. Although a CA bill protecting the children of public figures was passed in September 2013, “things won’t change until the consumer does,” noted Bell. [Gossip Cop]
This is the most compelling case for not marrying a prince that I’ve ever seen: someone, somewhere has unearthed footage of an 11-year-old
Kate Middleton in a school production of
My Fair Lady. She does a lovely job, of course, but the rest of us probably wouldn’t be so lucky.
My biggest fear is making it big and then having someone uncover footage of when I played a Delancey Brother in Newsies as a youth. (Video of Kate as Eliza Doolittle at the link.) [NY Daily News]
Heidi Klum and her boyfriend/bodyguard
Martin Kirsten have split up; they were dating for about a year and a half. He is also no longer her bodyguard, which makes sense. [
People]
- Azealia Banks wrote several tweets expressing her frustration with “having to consult a group of old white guys about my black girl craft” and begged Sony to buy her off of Universal. [The Guardian]
- You will not believe how long this article about Jennifer Lawrence nearly walking into the men’s room is. It should simply not exist. [E!]
- Dakota Fanning and her boyfriend snuggled at a Knicks game — WHAT IS IT WITH CELEBRITIES AND SNUGGLING AT KNICKS GAMES. I know you guys can all afford a hotel room. [E!]
- No one understood the”grown sexy” theme of the Bachelor wedding, which gives me a small glimmer of hope for this world. [E!]
- Sir-Mix-A-Lot, a musician renowned for one (1) song about butts, tweeted a photograph of Harry Styles peeing, pantsless, in a bush. This is a shining example of how to stay relevant in 2014 while remaining true where you came from (in this case, appreciation of butts). [Gossip Cop]
- The eyebrow connoisseur and model with whom Justin Bieber was arrested was shopping her story to talk shows for $20,000 but abruptly pulled out of all discussions after going to Panama with the Biebs. [Page Six]
- Ben Affleck says the public treated him “worse than a murderer” after Daredevil. [ONTD]
- Ariana Grande started crying on the Grammys red carpet because the paparazzi were barking too many gruff orders at her. [ONTD]
- Katy Perry and Rihanna hung out with Grimes, who was dressed like a wandering shade that haunts a boat (it goes without saying that this is a compliment). [Perez Hilton]
- Before Macklemore was famous, he wrote a rap (and a tweet!) in which he casually mentioned that he believes that the Illuminati was behind 9/11. Ok, Macklemore. [Bossip]