Kitten Is the Most Incompetent Thief of All Time By Laura Beck | September 17, 2013 | 10:40pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! This kitten needs to be taken to the wrong side of the toy train tracks and taught how to burglarize with the best of ’em. Also, this kitten’s owner is basically Larry David. “Yeah, I don’t really need these. Enjoy.” Most Popular Welp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos Wedding Lena Dunham Says the Ex in 'Too Much' Isn’t Jack Antonoff—So Why Do I Suddenly Think He’s an Asshole? Apparently, Emmy Voters Have No Taste More from JezebelFor No Reason at All, Let's Revisit Trump's Creepy Comments About His DaughterIn Poland, 3 Doctors Were Sentenced to Prison for Delaying Abortion CareColdplay Just Exposed a Workplace Affair—Let Me in the Slacks! Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: