Kitten Is the Most Incompetent Thief of All Time By Laura Beck | September 17, 2013 | 10:40pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! This kitten needs to be taken to the wrong side of the toy train tracks and taught how to burglarize with the best of ’em. Also, this kitten’s owner is basically Larry David. “Yeah, I don’t really need these. Enjoy.” Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelInside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to WaitstaffMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: