King Donald
In DepthAs Donald Trump arrived in the United Kingdom for his fawning Tory tour of monuments to power—tea at Windsor with the Queen, a meeting at the PM’s country residence of Chequers—a fun-house reflection was borne aloft into the London sky in the form of Baby Trump, a diaper-wearing, phone waving caricature of the American president.
Baby Trump reduces Trump to his poor impulse control, while simultaneously refuses to afford him the respect he bombastically demands even as he systematically degrades everyone around him. It’s also part of a long, long tradition of British satire, turning kings into figures of fun.
“He is unchallenged in his own organization, it’s like being in the court of a medieval emperor,” observed Tom Newton Dunn, the Sun reporter who landed an exclusive interview with Trump as his visit began. When Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced their 10-minute interview slot was over, the President waved her off and ran on for another 18 minutes.
Dunn is far from the first to make the comparison, as this administration publicly runs on a toxic combination of competitive ring-kissing—all those advisors jockeying for the all-important position of favorite, who controls daily access to the person who embodies state power—and sudden, humiliating falls from power.
Which advisors set the agenda at any one moment? Is it the trio of John Kelly, Jim Mattis, and Rex Tillerson, bound together in their supposed pact to resign en masse if the boss comes after any one of them? (So much for that pact.) Or is it the Bannon-Miller nationalist faction? Which minister’s voice can we hear between the lines of which proclamation? Who wrote which tweet? Look at Scott Pruitt’s resignation and try not to picture a groveling counselor:
My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people. I believe you are serving as President today because of God’s providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. I pray as I have served you that I have blessed you and enabled you to effectively lead the American people. Thank you again Mr. President for the honor of serving you and I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.
That’s not to mention Kelly’s reported reveal that Tillerson had been on the toilet when he fired him, a detail straight out of some medieval chronicler of the Wars of the Roses. If humiliation has long been a weapon in the arsenal of divine right, then Trump wields it with alarming comfort.
But the comparison goes beyond the inter-office dynamics at the White House itself. It’s striking how many have been willing to respond to Trump on his own terms, accepting this kingly dynamic. The passage of Trump’s tax bill was followed by a press conference in which a parade of Republicans praised him, with Paul Ryan claiming: “Something this big, something this generational, something this profound could not have been done without exquisite presidential leadership.” Not that this was surprising, especially after the template set by the 2017 cabinet meeting that opened with every single member taking a few moments to praise Trump.
Melania’s styling for the dinner at Blenheim could have very well been inspired by the depiction of a medieval queen in some illuminated manuscript
After Trump coined him “Lyin’ Ted” and criticized his wife’s appearance, Ted Cruz wrote him a glowing tribute in Time magazine. He degraded Marco Rubio as “Little Marco” and yet he still supports many of his policies. Even Republicans who aren’t directly in his orbit treat Trump as though he is the sacred wellspring of power—which is precisely how the Crown functions, politically—rather than looking to their own position as duly elected representatives of specific constituents. Their actual voters are merely there to be appealed to in the form of an aggregated and depersonalized folk.
In the earliest days of the administration, tech CEOs were visibly uncomfortable to be summoned to the White House for a meeting after the inauguration, but they went, regardless. You don’t refuse the summons of a king, for fear of all the myriad ways he can make your life impossible. There are even crackpot advisors elevated from outside the ranks of the political aristocracy, like a religious mystic or up-jumped personal servant, in the form of Fox and Friends and Sean Hannity. He surrounds himself with the scions of various political families, no matter their qualifications—Rob Porter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Rudy Guiliani’s son.
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