"Jimmy," as he is known in his neighborhood, has a problem: His neighbors are Indian immigrants. Jimmy's solution? Put the grossest, most disgusting porn in his windows and hope they move away after their 4-year-old sees it. Jimmy is an asshole.

According to ABC7, Jimmy (who lives in Queens Village in New York City) started putting the porn up in his window when the neighbors moved in and he refuses to take it down, despite the fact that they have a small child and that other children often visit their residence.

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"My son! He's four! My nephews are 7 and 9 and they come over and they see this. This is ridiculous it has to stop," said Sanjeev Aggurawal, a neighbor.

"He's upset because some Indian guy moved in next door. That's the basic thing," Sanjeev Aggurawal said.

Gross. When ABC7 tried to talk to Jimmy, he told them to "get off his porch" and said that he had only been hanging the porn out to dry, because it had gotten "damp" the night before. Because that is what you do with wet porn, you hang it in your windows for the world to see, which is fine, because it is damp, and you never want damp porn. That leads to mildew. (Why not just buy new porn, then?)

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The excuse was thin, however, because Jimmy's neighbors say that he's had the porn up for a long time and that even when he takes it down (as he did in this case so that the news couldn't see exactly what he was working with), he always puts it back up. So far, his neighbors have made do with a make-shift barrier on their porch; they've put up a sheet to block Jimmy's windows from view. That's not a permanent solution, however. And since Jimmy isn't running a business that traffics in pornography (like some of those stores with the giant dongs in the window), it's not likely he has any legal ground to stand on. Or even if he does, he should maybe stop because what he's doing is gross. Yes, sex is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but four-year-olds should not be subjected to graphic images of pornography. Ever. Just stop being gross, dude. There's a school nearby!

Jimmy's response? "That's my artwork."