WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?????????????

WHO IS THIS.... "BAE"??????

IS "BAE"........ A GHOST??????

Words are complicated. Taking a leaf out of Kim's own book here, I'll quote Derrida:

It would be possible to show that all the names related to fundamentals, to principles, or to the center have always designated the constant of a presenceā€”eidos, archĆ©, telos, energia, ousia, aletheia, transcendentality, consciousness, or conscience, God, man.

And now this mysterious pure absenceā€”the pharmakon of Kardashian West's venture into the marketplaceā€”leaves, via this photo, the trace of its always-already absent present, as alluded to by Kardashian West's use of "waiting on." Ghost Bae bears within itself the necessity of its own critique. To "wait on" bae brings to bear the question of whether or not "bae" will also "wait on" the speaker, and whether or not Ghost Bae will ever appear.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IT'S JUST KANYE.

To take a leaf out of Jezebel's own book, I'll quote the honorable Judge Kara Brown here:

If they're bored when they're shopping, why don't they just stop shopping?

There are no real mysteries in life anymore :(