The same “prankster” who assaulted Gigi Hadid last week came for Kim Kardashian Wednesday in Paris, this time literally kissing her on the ass before being escorted away by security.
As she walked from her car to what I assume was a fashion show, Vitalii Sediuk ran up on the reality star, weaseled his way through the throngs of photographers and kooky-loos and managed to plant a kiss on her left butt-cheek before being snatched up by her security detail and whisked away.
In his storied career as “prankster,” Sediuk has done a number of things that do not actually qualify as pranks, from trying to crawl under America Ferrera’s skirt on a red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival in 2014 and basically shoving his face in both Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio’s respective crotches.
This is not the first time Sediuk has tried it with Kardashian. Two years ago at Paris Fashion Week, Sediuk bum-rushed Kim and actually laid hands on her in a half-hearted tackle before being escorted away by security. This time, however, she wants to press charges. TMZ reports that Kardashian is filing a report with the Paris police and also wants to get a restraining order.
Miley Cyrus is a surprisingly competent coach on The Voice but made it clear to an interviewer at Elle that she’s never been a fan of Mariah Carey. When asked by an interviewer to clarify her comments to a Voice contestant about how not everybody can be Mariah, Miley said, emphasis mine.
I’ve never really been a fan, because it’s so much about Mariah Carey. That’s part of her shtick; I can see through that. That’s part of what makes her a gay icon; like, it’s about Mimi! It’s about what she’s wearing, and it’s about her. What I make isn’t about me. It’s about sharing my story; it’s about someone being connected to what I’m saying.
I mean.....is that really true? Isn’t Miley Cyrus also styling herself as a gay icon? What does “gay icon” even mean? Does Miley Cyrus assume all gay people love Mariah because she’s kind of self involved and also wears a lot of marabou? Also, isn’t Miley’s entire shtick also about herself? Isn’t there a level of narcissism somewhere in this entire endeavor? Isn’t that what it means to be a pop star -- to be, on some level, narcissistic enough so that it translates to confidence, which eventually translates to success, even though you might not actually be that talented in the first place? Shouldn’t Miley just make a country album and chill for a sec!?!
I need to lay down.
- Janet Jackson is still pregnant. [Entertainment Tonight]
- Brad Pitt took a urine test shortly after the “plane incident” but it was completely voluntary. [TMZ]
- Courteney Cox would also like you to know that Brangelina’s divorce is not about Jennifer Aniston, okay??? [Entertainment Tonight]
- A Danish producer claims Fetty Wap stole the beat for “Trap Queen.” Sure. [TMZ]
- Maybe Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are still together. [Us Weekly]