On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian revealed her party girl past to Scott Disick and younger sister Kendall Jenner. According to Kim, she was high on ecstasy during some of her life’s pivotal moments, namely her first wedding, to Damon Thomas and her sex tape, with Ray J. Is Kimberly vying for an ecstasy endorsement deal? Apparently not, as all of her associations with the drug are negative. “I did ecstasy once and I got married,” Kim says. “I did it again, I made a sex tape. Like, everything bad would happen.”
I had always considered Kim too anal retentive and germaphobic, too anti-septic for recreational drug use, forgetting that she’d been Paris Hilton’s best friend during the early aughts. She says that she and Paris once left a foam party at 7 A.M. and decided to sleep on rafts together in the ocean in Ibiza. I wonder how many of her other decisions can be attributed to MDMA: was she sober when she married Kanye?
John Mayer, who is 41, has resumed his online flirtation with singer Halsey, who recently broke up with white rapper G-Eazy. Yesterday Halsey, because she is a 24 year old Libra, uploaded an Instagram video of herself playing the guitar. “This Is Your Brain on Writer’s Block: everything I write today sounds like my myspace song in 2008 or a poorly disguised Beatles rip off,” she captioned. “Someone send help.” John, deciding that the help she needed was his white supremacist dick, commented “I can be over to break your heart in 20?” Yes, John, I’m sure she’d love that! The two have been known to interact on social media and FaceTime each other, but Halsey previously insisted they were friends.