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I wouldn’t call myself a “gym hater.” I go. I do fucking hate it, but not more than most things? My experience has improved since abandoning the purple-yellow wasteland of repressed pizza hours and tank top requirements known as Planet Fitness for an almost-as-cheap alternative. Compared to a friend who recently told me she loves working out because of the bodily suffering that follows, I am no fan at all of this biweekly warmed up doom.

Neither is Kelly Clarkson, a person with a platform that matters. Amid all the celebs with their gym addictions, “just naturally perfect” coverups, and Instagram careers, Clarkson has adopted the tried and true method of hating working out and doing it anyway, then complaining about it later (that’s the healthiest part!).

Red wine *is* good for your heart, Kelly.

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Protect Joseph Gordon-Levitt at all costs! The actor was reportedly injured in a biking accident while working on a scene for his forthcoming film, Power.

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Bump.

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  • Thomas Ravenel’s ex Kathryn Dennis filed a modification of custody and visitation of their two children after Ravenel was arrested for battery and assault. [Us Weekly]
  • Chris Cornell’s widow, Vicki, has filed a medical malpractice lawsuit against the late Soundgarden singer’s doctor. [Variety]
  • Stirring stuff. Thanks, Pete Davidson. [Vulture]