Kelly Bensimon, someone who would suck the blood from your child to get ratings, told In Touch that Bethenny Frankel is a world-class leech:

This week, several of the women opened up to In Touch, with Kelly Killoren Bensimon telling the mag, “She is just a sensationalist. She will suck the blood from your child to get ratings! I am so over her.”


I guess this was in reaction to Frankel having her assistant call the other RHONY in order to plan a reunion so they can all fight on the air and get even richer. I'm sure we can expect to see the special hyped on Bravo within the month. [Radar]

The wonderful Kathy Bates opens up about her battles with cancer, her family, and generally being the greatest person ever born in this dimension or any other:

"I had ovarian cancer in 2003. When I went in for a scan last year they found a tumor in my left breast. I wasn't going to fool around; I had a double mastectomy, "the American Horror Story: Coven star says in the October issue of AARP The Magazine.

"Breast cancer runs like a river through my family. My mother and niece had it; my aunt died of it. Even if you test negative [for genetic mutations that predispose you to cancer] – like I did – you can't assume you're OK,"

As she ages, Bates, 65, says she wishes she wasn't getting older.

"I wish I had legs that were 50 inches long and thin. I'm sorry I had to have my breasts removed. There are lots of things I wish were different, but I have wonderful friends I rely on for my happiness," Bates says. "And I've been blessed with a keen mind and many interests."


She is the best ever and a National Treasure and a movie should be made about that fact. (But not starring Nicolas Cage.) (Okay, maybe starring Nicolas Cage.) [People]


Jonas Brothers cancel their tour and fans are freaking. Also, apparently there's trouble in boy band paradise: “There is a deep rift within the band,” their spokesman, Jesse Derris, said in a statement. “There was a big disagreement over their music direction.” [US Weekly, Radar]

The Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson says he's “100 percent straight” now, but doesn't rule out gentlemen in the future. FWIW, I'd like to keep him as a pet. So huggable! [OUT]


Soleil Moon Frye is having a third kid. PUNKEY!!! [People]

Hayden Panettiere fell in love with a boxer named Wladimir Klitschko and now they're getting married. [Crusahble]


Here's Bruce Jenner talking more about his divorce if you like reading about divorces. [Radar]

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are BFF. [Perez]

Abby Wambach marries soccer player and teammate Sarah Huffman in a sunset ceremony on the beach. Pretty. [People]


That 70s Show stars sang together and took a picture of it. [Perez]

Jada Pinkett Smith has cool hair. [People]

Lisa Vanderpump’s husband Ken Todd files a lawsuit against a concrete chipper who then extorted him. [Radar]


Now, how about we all head Into the Woods?