Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer

At first glance, Miranda Lambert’s Twitter page is nothing special. She has 5.5 million followers. She’s following 234 people. She’s tweeted a little more than 3,000 times. Look at it.

Are you bored? Congrats, you’re human.

But wait a second.

Look closer.

Closer.

Click it.

SCROLL DOWN.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

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