Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer

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12/28/15 5:55PM

At first glance, Miranda Lambert’s Twitter page is nothing special. She has 5.5 million followers. She’s following 234 people. She’s tweeted a little more than 3,000 times. Look at it.

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