Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer

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At first glance, Miranda Lambert’s Twitter page is nothing special. She has 5.5 million followers. She’s following 234 people. She’s tweeted a little more than 3,000 times. Look at it.

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Are you bored? Congrats, you’re human.

But wait a second.

Look closer.

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Closer.

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Click it.

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SCROLL DOWN.

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This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.


Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.

Images via screengrab.

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weebleswobbble
weebleswobble

I love that Us Weekly describes it as a peace offering instead of a “bitch I have my eye on you” move.