In a recent interview, Ke$ha discussed the pointlessness of trying to rid her life of what is best described as the herpes of the crafting world: glitter. And it invades every aspect of her body:

I've found glitter anywhere a person could find glitter. I've choked on glitter. I found it behind the backs of my eyelids. Even in my food, in my beer. It clogs my shower after every show. There's glitter in my piss. It's so gross.

Ke$ha on peeing glitter, Will Smith and Vulva 101 [29-95 via ONTD]