*Old World violin music playing in the background* I come to dis country to chave opportunity. But ven I got to Ellis Island, dey change my name from Yevdacheeya Nikolaiovna Sukolov to Katie Holmes. I vant to vork in factory but dey make me Chollywood actress and to marry Tom Cruise!
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*Old World violin music playing in the background* I come to dis country to chave opportunity. But ven I got to Ellis Island, dey change my name from Yevdacheeya Nikolaiovna Sukolov to Katie Holmes. I vant to vork in factory but dey make me Chollywood actress and to marry Tom Cruise!