Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer

Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But!

Apparently she has been notifying friends that she is with child. And her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was overheard telling her to “calm down, especially in your state.” [News Of The World]

• This report claims that at a recent shoot for Roberto Cavalli, Kate Moss showed up late and then “proceeded to finish off beer after beer after beer while she was getting her make-up done.” Maybe not pregnant? [Page Six]
• Not pregnant: Angelina Jolie. [Gatecrasher]
• In case you missed it, Chris Brown issued a statement yesterday which read: “Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired… I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones. I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person.” And! “Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say.” [NY Daily News]
• Salma Hayek married her baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault. On Valentine’s Day. There were reports that they’d called off their engagement, but the nuptials were announced in a paper his company owns. (He is worth about $16.9 billion.) Congrats! [People]
• Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson had a fight on the streets of New York on Valentine’s Day! Lindsay called Sam by her full name (“Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?”) and Sam mumbled something which made LL say, “”What are you talking about? I’ve been with you all night!” This “first hand account” of the spat comes to you from journalist Justin Rocket Silverman and a paparazzo. [NY Post]
• In this video, Project Runway‘s Christian Siriano says that Rihanna “must have done something” to provoke Chris Brown to hit her. Then he recants, “No, you should never hit a woman.” But! He does say that Rihanna is “kind of a diva.” [TMZ]
• It’s a boy for M.I.A. and fiancé Ben Bronfman; she announced that her baby is “healthy, fine and beautiful” on her MySpace page. [AP]
• Speaking of babies: The company that did public relations for Nadya Suleman, the mother of octuplets, has quit. Death threats are to blame. [MSNBC via AP]
• Hugh Jackman will be hosting the Oscars, and he hopes that fellow Australian Heath Ledger wins Best Supporting Actor. “I can’t hide the fact that I would really love for that honour to be bestowed upon him. It would be fitting and I think he deserves it.” [Mirror]
• Is the “truce” between Madonna and Guy Ritchie over? This report claims that Ritchie isn’t happy about the custody arrangement and wants the boys in British schools instead of New York establishments. [Daily Mail]
• Hmm, this says that Madonna and Guy are looking to make their current custody arrangement legally binding. [The Star]
• Meanwhile: Madonna took new man Jesus to a Kabbalah meeting on Valentine’s Day. Her son David and daughter Lourdes also attended; Madonna and Jesus left separately, possibly to avoid being photographed together. [Daily Mail]
• And! Will Madonna play Wallis Simpson, the American Woman who caused Edward VIII to turn down the throne? [Guardian]
• Jennifer Lopez interrupted her husband’s concert by walking on stage with with twins, Max and Emme. Max was wearing a tuxedo and Emme was wearing a pink gown; they turn one this Sunday. [Daily Mail, Just Jared]
• Miley Cyrus‘s label spent £150,000 flying her to the UK to sing on a Saturday night variety show, only to have Miley forget the words to her own damn song. [The Sun]
• Love’s in need of love today: The White House is planning a concert to honor Stevie Wonder, and Barack and Michelle Obama will present the singer with a Library of Congress award on Wednesday. [The Star]
• Amy Winehouse was in the hospital in St. Lucia, but has been released. Too much fun in the sun? [TMZ]
• Has newly engaged Mandy Moore gone totally domestic? She’s the new spokesperson for Gain detergent. The campaign is called “Love At First Sniff.” Not a joke. [AdAge]
• Beyoncé and Muhammad Ali embraced for pictures at the NBA All-Star game over the weekend. [Daily Mail]
• Fashion week gossip: Diana Ross was in the house at the Diane von Furstenberg show. [WWD]
• Kanye West attended a few Fashion Week shows over the weekend and was moody. [Gatecrasher]
• Benicio Del Toro will walk in the G-Star fashion show on Thursday. Chances are, he will scowl. [Page Six]
• Jessica Simpson threw a party at brother in law Pete Wentz’s bar last week, and Tony Romo bought the room a round of shots. [Gatecrasher]
• Conan O’Brien is packing up his office in preparations to replace Jay Leno as the Tonight Show host; he says: “Men don’t like to say goodbye. My wife told me about six months ago: ‘I think you have to admit that you have mixed feelings about leaving this late-night show, it’s very emotionally charged for you. That’s OK.'” [AP]
• Lily Allen‘s apartment is super organized: In her walk-in wardrobe, every pair of shoes is boxed and has a Polaroid of the contents stuck on the outside; in her kitchen cupboards and in the spice rack, all the labels face the front. “This is what I’m really all about,” she says. “It’s control. I have to be in control. Even when I’m out of control I’m still sort of in control. I know the point I’m going off the rails. But it’s my decision to go off them.” [Daily Mail]
• Here are pictures of Peaches Geldof, 19, showing off her “bizarre” tattoos as she sunbathes topless while on vacay in South America. Note: They aren’t that bizarre. [Daily Mail]
• Freida Pinto called off her engagement to her boyfriend of four years after Slumdog Millionaire started taking off; she is now single and ready to mingle… at the Oscars. [Mirror]
• Katy Perry and Benji Madden: It’s on! They were each other’s dates on Valentine’s day in Las Vegas. [Gatecrasher]
• Blind item! “Which celeb chef’s wife mans his reservation stand while he secretly slips out the back door with his girlfriend?” [Gatecrasher]
• Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton spent V-Day together; he gave her an Andy Warhol print of Marilyn Monroe. What do you think she gave him? [Yahoo News via E!]
• Salman Rushdie‘s new girlfriend is a “32-year-old actress of Amazonian proportions.” Read: Tall. She says: “I think he is a genius, genius novelist and he thinks I am smart and that’s the biggest thing, the aphrodisiac. With other men, I have had to hide that side of myself because I felt if I came off too smart, I’d be ostracised. This is a good old-fashioned romance but the attraction started as a meeting of minds.” [Daily Mail]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt hints about the new season of the Ghost Whisperer: “There’s lots going on. I think the audience will be very, very happy. There’s an unexpected reunion and there’s maybe the pitter-patter of tiny feet.” [E!]
• A man suspected of stalking Celine Dion was arrested outside the gates of her home on Friday. [CTV]
• Johnny Knoxville‘s new show, Nitro Circus, is responsible for a bunch of injuries: “We’ve shot 12 episodes and there’s been about that many surgeries… There was three of the guys who went to the hospital in one day,” says Johnny. One 60-year-old “jumped off the back of a boat, going 60 (miles per hour) and it went bad… It broke his pelvis and cut his urethra.” [Daily Express]
• Farrah Fawcett is suing companies who have used the iconic photo of her in a red swimsuit without permission. [Daily Mail]
• Is Steven Cojocaru about to get kicked off of Entertainment Tonight? [Page Six]
• American Idol‘s Ruben Studdard says he overcame stage fright at the age of 12, if you care. [The Star]
• Michael Jackson’s brother Marlon is involved in a plan to develop a billion-dollar slavery memorial and luxury resort in Nigeria. Yes. Slavery tourism. [BBC News]
• Kenneth Branagh was not nominated for an Olivier award, but was named best actor in the only stage awards decided entirely by the public. [Guardian]
• “Three of my very best girlfriends flew into town and wanted to meet Brad Pitt. So I was like, ‘Brad, come over. My girlfriends are going crazy over you.’ He comes over, and he’s so cool. He has a way of being very warm and making people feel welcome.” — Taraji P. Henson of Benjamin Button. [USA Today]
• “On the first day I was really nervous, because I felt like I was walking on someone’s set, and it was no longer my set. But I found Donna inside [me]. Donna’s still there! Seeing Jennie [Garth] again and all of a sudden we were two giggly school girls.” — Tori Spelling, on returning to 90210. [People]
• “Wow, [in] 10 yrs I’ll be 24, almost 25… I hope to still be acting, I really do. I hope to have gone to college and be enjoying my life… I kind of follow my own path and don’t really look at others… I have my close family, my close friends and the people that I’ve worked with that are always there for me, and you have to just kind of stick to yourself.” — Dakota Fanning, when asked to predict her future. [The Star]
• “I remember the instant I fell in love with her. One night on board a small boat I owned, she looked at me with love, her dark brown eyes lit by a table lantern. That moment changed my life. […] I never saw Natalie dead – not at the morgue, nor at the funeral home. I wanted to remember her alive. After the funeral I went to bed and stayed there for seven, maybe eight, days. […] Did I blame myself? If I’d been there, I could have done something. I wasn’t, but ultimately, a man is responsible for his loved one. Yes, I blamed myself.” — Robert Wagner, on the death of Natalie Wood. [Daily Mail]
• “Parents should say, ‘Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think.’ The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you — you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work everyday, no problem at all. But we never hear that side of the story. I have no statement to make, I just wish people wouldn’t sensationalise this thing that just exists.” — Lily Allen. [Daily Mail]
• “I think Simon [Cowell] has actually got a wee bit nicer over the past couple of years. He’s always been pretty nice to me and I think it’s really good that somebody will give you a dose of reality even if it might be said in a harsh manner… As soon as I took a step back and realized that everything he said was constructive, as mean as it might be, we got along fine. So if anybody asks me who my favourite judge is, I’m always going to say Simon.” — Carrie Underwood. [The Star]
• “She might not be a feminist, but Lily Allen is that rare thing: a star who offers the usually unspoken female perspective on relationships, in songs with which women can identify intuitively.” — From a review of Lily Allen’s new CD. [Independent]
• “I’ve only ever played one truly evil character, Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmatians, and she really was the devil. But that was high comedy. The meaner she got, the more the audience laughed. But to play someone who is always considered mean and manipulative? It’s boring. And I don’t do it. What’s more interesting is playing characters with light and shade. The problem is that some people don’t want to see female characters with light and shade. They want us black and white, easily put into boxes. Good. Evil. All that stuff… I read a survey which said that both men and women find very aggressive women who are sure of themselves the most difficult to relate to. Certainly, when a woman is in power, the more feminine and conciliatory she can be, the more people will open up to her. So a woman who is acting like a man gets negative reactions from both sexes.” — Glenn Close. [Daily Mail]
• “I did this photo shoot with a big name fashion photographer and he said, ‘Just so you know, if you don’t like anything about yourself I can fix it afterwards — like that, for example’ — pointing to my face. I was like, ‘My chin? ‘ ‘Yes, that cleft on your chin, ‘ he said, to which I replied, ‘I wouldn’t mind keeping it, as it’s part of my face, you know.'” — Emily Blunt. [Daily Express]