Kardashians Send Out The Saddest, Angriest Christmas Card Ever

Cue Elvis singing, “I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…” The aqua-hued 2011 Kardashian Kristmas Kard is a treasure trove of kreepy. Starting on the left, with Rob looking wistfully at his younger sisters; Kendall and Kylie looking like irate models fresh off the pages of Vogue; Bruce Jenner doing his best impersonation of an International Male model; Kris Jenner commanding attention as the center of the image and the only one wearing color; Khloe and Lamar looking as though they are downwind from an awful fart; Kim standing so terribly alone; a chair taking the place of Kris Humphries; Mason adorable in a mini-GQ pose; Kourtney also fully aware that Kim has farted; and Scott “American Psycho” Disick looking like he’d rather be listening to Phil Collins. Decide for yourself if there’s hidden meaning in the fact that everyone has a bow tie except for Khloe. Merry Kristmas! Tuxedos for everyone!

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Our 2011 Family Christmas Card [Kim Kardashian/Celebuzz]