Kanye West Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Migraine
Kanye West was rushed to the hospital in Australia yesterday following a minor health scare — he’s totally ok now, though. Do not worry, assembled readers of Dirt Bag.
Although original reports said he’d had a seizure, that’s not the case: a source close to the rapper told E! News that West “didn’t have a major health care or a seizure” and “just suffered a migraine and went to the hospital simply as a precaution.” Another source says he got an MRI while there.
Kanye has not made a statement about the hospitalization (and neither has Kim), but it seems that all’s well with him now. According to TMZ, he went on to play a show at the Rod Laver Arena that evening and went on a dramatic monologue, as is his custom. In my fantasy version of the night, he flaps the MRI image around and shouts “THIS IS THE BRAIN OF A GOD!!!!!” Which would be the true sign of a full recovery. [E!, TMZ]
Look how cool and hot Rihanna looks on the cover of “Tush,” a German magazine with an A+ name. She looks like a beautiful wizard, or like a very sensual Baba Yaga. Consider this your daily reminder that Rihanna is very fashionable.
There are tons of more photos at the link and also on her Twitter, for the interested (i.e., EVERYONE WITH EYES). [ONTD]
Lorde is on the cover of the October issue of Elle; in the accompanying interview, she says lots of wonderful and wise things, as is Lorde’s wont. Including: “People have told me that I’ve helped them feel confident, like they can say things they want to say. They can talk about feminism in class without people calling them a lesbian. That’s so amazing that I can make someone feel like that.” :’) [Elle]
- It is rumored that beloved human being Morgan Freeman will be in Ted 2, a movie that chronicles the adventures of a masturbating teddy bear who speaks with the voice of a gurgling manchild. [Variety]
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin went on a date. According to reports, Jennifer Lawrence was “acting all goofy.” Chris Martin was doing whatever Chris Martin does. I don’t know what that is. Moaning quietly into a napkin about clocks? [People]
- Miley Cyrus estimates that $2,000 worth of beads is “enough to fill a large swimming pool.” I have NO IDEA whether that’s accurate, but she’s the expert. [MTV]
- Here is a photo of Pharrell traveling with his hat-carriers. There are two of them. Pharrell loves hats. [E!]
- In a press conference for her new movie, Jennifer Aniston said, “My life is a happy life,” adding, “Justin [Theroux] is probably one of the funniest human beings that I’ve ever encountered.” Elsewhere on the planet, ignoring this, tabloid editors began the weekly process of placing “PREGNANT & DUMPED” headlines onto crying photographs of her. [E!]
- I stopped watching Reign, but the actress who plays Mary, Teen of Scots says that her character “is shagging everyone” next season. I think maybe it’s time to resume the watching of this program. [EW]
- This headline is not exaggerating: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT RECOGNIZE HALEY JOEL OSMENT IN HIS NAZI MOVIE COSTUME. [Just Jared]