Kanye West Is Full Of Surprises

Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye lets us know that he actually isn’t that hard to shop for, Wendy Williams is sewing, and Andrew WK took a shit on a wall.

I just shit and pissed all over the bathroom walls at this gas station. IT FELT SOOO AMAZING!less than a minute ago via txt

ANDREW WK
AndrewWK

I don’t own a cell phone… No seriously, I don’t own a cell phone!less than a minute ago via web

Kanye West
kanyewest

hubby shorts have hole & wig has hanging track. im wthchn judge joe & sewing! http://twitpic.com/2c60m2 less than a minute ago via Twitpic

Wendy Williams
WendyShow

they need a Viagra for nipplesless than a minute ago via web

Nicole Richie
nicolerichie

I need a positive female role model.less than a minute ago via Twittelator

Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman

I miss Natasha Lyonne. I’m relieved and happy she’s beginning a comeback, pointing the way for Lindsay Lohan. http://dld.bz/qKtK less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

Roger Ebert
ebertchicago

I believe in my heart that @LadyGaGa is going to positively help shift the world for the better. She is a messenger OF God’s Love and Graceless than a minute ago via txt

Billy Corgan
Billy

#Gagapalooza! A night to commemorate the most bad ass whirlwind of all time, waiting for my friends to pick me up our el camino, GINGER.less than a minute ago via web

Lady Gaga
ladygaga

No offense to the family victimized by the actual rapist!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Toni Braxton
tonibraxton

is it bad that i dont care to celebrate my 21st birthday? what does that mean about my personality?less than a minute ago via web

Lil B From The Pack
LILBTHEBASEDGOD

if u meet a girl wit booty shots implants fake contacts and a lace front..arent u allowed to lie to her like 5 or 6 times in the first convoless than a minute ago via web

Wale Folarin
Wale

I’m so proud of my homie @wyclef running 4 president of Hatti. He’ll do great. People ask me about politics.. I tell em “I got outta crime”less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

ICE T
FINALLEVEL

Last night’s reference to “come ice cream” should have read “some ice cream.” It’s called a Freudian slip. Sorry about that.less than a minute ago via Twitterrific

Hugh Hefner
hughhefner

Just finished cleaning up the bathroom. It was gross, but the initial sensation was worth it. Such a cool rush!less than a minute ago via txt