Because love is a fickle beast, Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie have parted ways with the intention of seeing other people.
The couple was allegedly never especially serious. They celebrated Richie’s 18th birthday in Mexico, but since then haven’t been in touch much. But on Sunday, Richie was spotted partying at The Nice Guy, and Biebs, according to a source, is eager to return to the dating game.
In short: they’re very young, very attractive and wealthy, and very ok with everything.
[TMZ]
I love you,
Cara, and I also love symmetry, but what the hell is this?
Sans fanfare,
Nick Cannon’s Ncredible Gang and
Ty Money released “Jessica (Remix)” on Soundcloud. The prevailing assumption is that Cannon took his inspiration from model
Jessica White (and the sexing they did).
If you’re used to Cannon’s family friendly demeanor on America’s Got Talent, let me prepare you: the song lyrics are REAL dirty — like, “dirty” with about 10 to 12 extra “r’s.” I’m not going to post the lyrics here, but you can expect exuberant references to female genitalia, a very optimistic penis measurement, and contraception. Grab your smelling salts, and give it a listen.
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- Anthony Bourdain and Ottavia Busia are splitting after nine years, but on seemingly amicable terms. [TMZ]
- If you were wondering whether Ryan Seacrest and Adriana Lima were dating, well, they’re not. (But maybe they will. Who cares?) [TMZ]
- No more football of the fantasy variety for Steve Rannazzisi. [TMZ]
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
