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Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!

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The 2nd Annual Streamy Awards, at L.A.'s Orpheum Theatre, which honors "the best in web television," is one of your "wacky" awards shows. Which explains exactly 0% of the sartorial horror on display.

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Let's start with the okay: Autumn Resser's peacock print is the only way in which the term "peacocking" should ever be used, ever.


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And while Brianne Davis' quilted lbd is objectively lumpy and unflattering, points for trying.


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And while Julie Benz' getup may put you in mind of hotel decor (a decent hotel!) chintziness is the least of our problems tonight.


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Ted Raimi also gets points for a spot-on Peter Lorre channeling.


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Danielle Harris ushers in the Bad with a classic frankenfrock. And it's all downhill from there. Downhill in the bad way, not the "easy coasting" way. More the Sisyphus way.


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Is it possible to do peach without going "peaches and cream Barbie?" Zoe Bell is not helping us determine this.


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Speaking of "dresses by Mattel": Justine Ezarik.


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Tatyana Ali, meanwhile, does disco gladiator.


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Crystal Chappell gives the lie to the "vertical-stripes-are-always-safe" rule.


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You know those "CoffeeMate" "express yourself" ads that say "cofee is like life: it's better when you add your flavor"? I sorta feel like Elisa Donovan's frock is the CoffeeMate of clothes.


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Erin Coscarelli may actually be in a Princess Jasmine costume. No, not kidding, some people were in costumes.


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Silk charmeuse and milkmaid: two things that were never meant to mate.
kidding, some people were in costumes.


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Irina Orlova wears the blacklight tat of dresses.


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Justine Bateman seems to be taking inspiration from latter-day M. Night Shyamalan films.




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No Felicia Day? She kept talking about the Streamy Awards on Twitter, so I was hoping to see her dress…