Just When We Thought Rob Made It Out, He Posts Adoring Photos of 'Pretty Mama' Kris

By Bobby Finger | February 4, 2016 | 2:45pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

We’re all being played. I know it’s hard to admit, seeing as how we’re intelligent people, but it’s true. A typical manipulator would play their audience like, oh, a violin. But a true master goes deeper. They make their audience convince themselves that they’re in on the con—a step ahead of the grift—only to find out that they’re not being played like a violin at all. Because, though they may look and sound just like violin—typical audiences of typical celebrity misdirection—they are actually being treated like special, secret, melody-makers playable by a single artist. And that artist holding the bow is none other than Kris Jenner.

Last night, Rob turned the wild, pseudo-triumphant narrative of the past week—one in which he escapes the clutches of his famous family and gets revenge by dating one of their sworn enemies as a way of improving his own emotional and physical well-being—on its head with two adoring photos of his mother. More specifically, two photos of his mother’s hands. The very hands that pull every string of the Kardashian-Jenner clan.