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June Vogue: Escape From Wintour Island

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It's summer, which means Vogue has launched their annual "escape" issue. What, you didn't know that June was all about fleeing the scene, peeing in your wetsuit, and choosing your own desert adventure?

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It's no secret that Vogue isn't our favorite feel-good read, but this month, it seems as though Anna Wintour decided to flip us the proverbial bird.

But first, let's talk for a minute about the cover girl: Vogue favorite and possible photoshop victim Blake Lively. In the letter from the editor, Wintour describes the blonde Gossip Girl star as a "terrific role model for young women: sporty, healthy, family-minded, and effortlessly lovely." Indeed, besides escapism, role models seem to be the theme for the issue - she also includes a hat tip to Glee actor Matthew Morrison. Although Lively isn't the worst role model a girl could hope for - she actually comes across as funny and refreshingly honest in her surf-themed interview - she is overshadowed by some other notable contributors, including the always-dapper (even when on a surf board) Hamish Bowles and everyone's favorite pervy photog: Terry Richardson.

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Fittingly, Wintour decided to pair the man who has been accused of taking advantage of young models with a group of lithe, young, all-but naked girls in a spread titled "Bare Essentials." The accessories featured run the gamut from ugly ($1,090 suede sandals that look like budding designer Little J decided to improvise some Jesus shoes with black ace bandages) to completely beach-inappropriate (would carry a $3,850 lambskin bag to the beach yet forget to wear a top?). Most obnoxious, however, are the continual nods to their state of undress. Does showing a topless model covering herself with a copy of David Sedaris's Naked count as clever these days?

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davidy3231
davidy3231

But first, let's talk for a minute about the cover girl: Vogue favorite and possible photoshop victim Blake Lively.

Possible? Christ man I had a look at the spread and the opening shot of her in it is so freaking Photoshopped she looks like a pore-less android from the planet Adobe. Going by that photo I would guess women have no armpits let alone any tonality or pores on their skin. I get it, its Vogue and they are the epitome of retouching but man oh man they really brought out the big guns on this one. She is so retouched that it looks as though she is one dimensional with no shadows or any trace of being human but rather plastic and non porous. If her shoot is anything like her I don't know where she sweats out of but God bless her for being the victim or the pore-less disease filling the pages of the rag Vogue. Just for the record I loathe that mag, the bf is a major fan and we have a subscription. I swear if I see another model jumping I am going to hurl it thru the window, but thats another topic. Sorry to ramble.