You wore blackface — which has historically been used to disrespect and demean black people for centuries, which was quite literally invented as a method of disrespecting and demeaning black people — but had no intention of of being disrespectful or demeaning to anyone in any way. OH, OKAY. [Bossip, E!, Twitter]
Today in extremely inscrutable feuds,
Kelly Osbourne told
Lady Gaga to “eat her shit” via a hashtag after Gaga tried to send Osbourne a birthday cake through her mother.
“Not to be ungrateful but why would you send me a birthday cake via my MOTHER in a country half the would away? #JustSendItToMe #LoveNotWar” tweeted Osbourne, followed by an Instagram of the cake itself with the caption “#EatMyShit #Hypocrisy.”
“I didn’t know it was your B-day until this afternoon. Meant as a peace offering. Happy Birthday,” responded Lady Gaga, gamely not mentioning that it’s very hypocritical to respond to a birthday cake with #LoveNotWar and then #EatMyShit and #Hypocrisy. [Gossip Cop]
Olivia Wilde and
Jason Sudeikis are pregnant with their first child! Their reps confirmed the pregnancy to
People last night; “They are incredibly happy. They’re very excited to welcome a new member into their family,” says a source. The couple have been engaged since this January, and their offspring will probably be extremely beautiful and charming. Congrats! [
People]
Doutzen Kroes says that she sometimes feels guilty about being a supermodel: “Sometimes it makes me feel guilty now that I am in this profession that makes certain girls insecure. I always say, I don’t look like the picture… If you put me in bad light with no hair and makeup, it’s not good… I wake up sometimes like, this is not what I see when I look at the magazine, who is this visitor in the bathroom?”
Not even Doutzen Kroes looks like Doutzen Kroes. [Page Six]
- Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr had a jovial walk together following the announcement of their split; they’re still on really good terms, guys. You can all stop worrying about whether they’re on a good terms. [Bossip]
- Al Roker had so much fun at a Drake concert. [Vine]
- Paris Hilton dressed up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween. Is it weird for a famous(ish) person to dress up as another famous person? They’ve probably met, right? Would you dress up as one of your more successful colleagues for Halloween? [DListed]
- Jennifer Hudson got a pixie cut. [E!]
- Here is a video of Beyonce looking very beautiful and fun-loving while jumping off of a giant tower in New Zealand. [NY Daily News]
- Founding member of Fleetwood Mac John McVie has cancer. The band has canceled their world tour while he gets treatment. So, so sad — I am using all the power invested in Dirt Bag to wish him a smooth recovery and good health. [E!]
- Emily Ratajkowski, the most petulant of all the topless dancers in “Blurred Lines,” was named the Esquire Woman of the Year in a reader’s poll, beating out Jennifer Lawrence. Sorry, J-Law, you can’t win them all forever (but in my heart you can). [HuffPo]
- Kim Kardashian gave birth on TV. “Labor was honestly the easiest thing ever,” says Kim. [Gossip Cop]
- Miley Cyrus’ little sister Noah Cyrus, who is 13, was recently photographed driving a car. I don’t know, guys. I don’t know what to tell you. [Gossip Cop]
- Here’s another christening picture of the Royal Family lookin’ really cute and tender. Prince George wears that dress so well. [Gossip Cop]
- Kris Jenner and former bachelor Ben Flajnik are NOT dating. Remember last week when it was rumored that they might be dating? This has been a real emotional roller-coaster. [People]
- Chris Brown made several homophobic comments before committing a felony assault on a man who attempted to jump into a photo of him and a female fan yesterday. Chris Brown is the worst. [Radar]
- Ciara and Future are engaged! Congratulations to Ciara and Future. [E!]
- Here’s a video of Freddie Prinze, Jr.‘s six pack on The Witches of East End. [HuffPo]
