Jon Stewart and New York City Hilariously Beg Sean Hannity Not to Move

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Oh, no! Conservative talk show host Sean Hannity doesn't feel welcome in his home state after New York Governor Andrew Cuomo stated that those who are "right-to-life, pro-assault-weapon, anti-gay" no longer are welcome here and now Hannity is threatening to move to Florida or Texas! What will the people of New York do? Hannity is as integral to NYC as the Statue of Liberty or a rat eating another rat in the Canal Street subway stop!

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I'm not the only one in a panic. In fact, The Daily Show rounded up some of the strongest, most adamant voices in New York City to convince him to stay. From our mouths to Sean's ears, as they always say. Please don't go, Sean! PLEASE.

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motorizedmegasatan
Motorized Mega-Satan

Dear Hannity,

Texas doesn't want your barely evolved, simian mug living here either. We have already taken on our share of the burden and filled our "Fox News hack" quota for the decade. Might I suggest Alaska?

Love,

An Austinite