Inspired by Joan Collins dissing Jennifer Aniston, The Telegraph asked Collins to share her thoughts on a handful of other female stars. Unsurprisingly, Joan doesn't subscribe to that adage about not having anything nice to say.
On Gwyneth Paltrow: "Is she the one who called her grandmother a rude word on air? I thought that was pretty shocking."
On Kiera Knightley: "Well, she's thin."
On Carey Mulligan: "I don't want to comment on Carey Mulligan ... I can't believe she's playing Eliza Doolittle in a new movie."
On Kate Winslet: [When shown a photo from the Venice Film Festival] "Oh, that's a dreadful dress. The worst dress. And ghastly shoes and an awful hairstyle. I'm sorry."
On Adele: "She's a very good singer, very, very talented, but she has a terrible hairpiece."
On Kate Moss: "OK, but she's not Linda Evangelista in my mind"
On Victoria Beckham: "Oh I love Victoria Beckham. You've finally found someone I like."