On Monday Jimmy Dean will be buried on his property in a 9½-foot long granite grand piano mausoleum. Since there's only room for one casket in the $350,000 tomb, his widow plans to be cremated so she'll fit. [WSLS]
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I keep on reading it as "giant burrito tomb" which isn't at all like "giant piano tomb."