Jim Carrey Thinks Elin Nordegren Was A "Willing Participant" In Tiger's Shenanigans; Amy Winehouse May Have To Have Her Implants Removed

• Jim Carrey is getting all up in Elin Nordegren’s business, for some reason, and posting his thoughts on her marriage to Tiger Woods on his Twitter page:

“No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)” Carrey then went to Miami to solve the mystery of a missing Miami Dolphins mascot named Snowflake. [USWeekly]

• Nobody in Miami wants to fist pump with Vinny, The Situation, or anyone else in the Jersey Shore cast, apparently: “No one wants them to tape here,” says a source, “They went to the W Hotel the other night and got rejected. They were also refused by the Delano, Shore Club and the Mondrian.” Back to Karma it is! [PageSix]
• MTV, meanwhile, is worried that people are going to start fights with the Jersey Shore crew in order to appear on television, so they’ve added “additional police presence for the cast.” [TMZ]
• Colin Farrell says he “was close to becoming really bad news,” and that Miami Vice “was the first film where there were a couple of days I missed because I was f-ed. I can’t say I remember that much of it, honestly.” [EW]
• In other hot-and-sometimes-troubled Irish actor news, Jonathan Rhys Meyers says his role as Henry VIII on The Tudors helped him figure out what he wanted to do with his career: “I’ve changed. My concepts have changed. Everything I’ve done up until now has been an apprenticeship. Now, I think, at 32 years old, I’ve garnered enough experience to know what I don’t want. Now, I know what I do want.” [Reuters]
• Anna Torv and Mark Valley, who co-star on Fringe, have split after being married for roughly a year and a half. [People]
• The Daily Mail describes these shots of Gerard Butler smiling alongside a very lovely Parisian woman (Laurie Cholewa, as mentioned in yesterday’s Dirt Bag) as “pictures that are sure to get Miss Aniston’s heart sinking.” [DailyMail]
• Neighbors of Survivor producer Bruce Beresford-Redmond say they are shocked that Beresford-Redmond is suspected of killing his wife, Monica, while the two were vacationing in Mexico: “I mean, he’s a really nice guy,” one neighbor says, “I’ve never ever seen him and Monica fighting. I’ve been at several parties at their house and I’ve never seen anything that would suggest that type of behavior.” [RadarOnline]
• Brandy has blogged about her relationship with Flo Rida, sort of: “I’ve seen the photos of me and Flo Rida. It doesn’t matter how we met. We met. I don’t want to say that we’re a couple. I can definitely say that he’s somebody in my life and I’m definitely interested but I’m not serious with anybody. I’m a little bit afraid to give my heart away right now.” These thoughts could also probably be expressed by listening to this Brandy jam, which has been in my head all day. [TorontoSun]
• Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi was apparently into checking Tiger’s scores on tv while he played at the Masters. [PageSix]
• Leighton Meester is “still friends” with her ex, Sebastian Stan, in case you were wondering. [USWeekly]
• Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman are expecting a baby. Congrats! [PageSix]
• “When she saw it and saw what she’d be doing she was so excited. When you see her do this Vogue it is … awesome. It’s incredible. So it wasn’t hard. She was being modest, I think, when she told you she would never sing.”-Glee’s executive producer, Brad Falchuck, on Jane Lynch’s performance in the show’s upcoming Madonna-themed episode. [LATimes]
• A source claims that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are done for good: “They’re still friends and speak at least twice a week. But there is no chance of them getting back together. Kim is constantly traveling and working and doesn’t have any free time. They barely saw each other in the end. They grew apart.” [PageSix]
• “When I met him, his personality won me over. When he sang, I realized we were dealing with the real thing. His voice just spoke to the type of music I would want to be associated with. And it wasn’t a gimmick – we had to teach him how to dance and be on stage, but he really had a good voice.”-Usher, on his protege, Justin Bieber [LATimes]
• Frances Bean Cobain might have taken parental control away from her mother, Courtney Love for good by getting a guardianship outside of Love’s control approved until she turns 18 in August. [TMZ]
• Amy Winehouse is reportedly in pain and feels her implants may be to blame: “Amy was in agony and became convinced it was something to do with her boobs,” says a source, “She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation.” Winehouse is still waiting to hear if the implants need to be removed. [TheSun]
• Amanda Seyfried admits that she’s checked her boyfriend, Dominic Cooper’s phone before, but says she doesn’t anymore: “He’ll be in the shower and I’ll see his phone sitting there and it’s like a bomb. That’s how scared I am because I don’t want to know, I just don’t want to know. If there’s something that needs to be said I’ll trust that it will be put out on the table. In this industry there are a lot of parties and a lot of beautiful people. I personally don’t really like to socialise that way…. Dominic grew up in a different culture and he likes to go these parties and enjoy himself, so that’s hard because I wouldn’t be caught dead [out,] like every night.” [Mirror]
• Patrick Swayze’s widow, Lisa Niemi, says she walked out on the actor due to his drinking, which prompted him to finally quit, and that their last few years together were better as a result: “We told each other we loved each other over and over again. I never left the room without telling him. It still didn’t feel like enough.” [TheSun]
• “Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl I know. If we have a relationship I would rather not say, because my words get twisted around too much and can be ‘old news’ by the time this interview is printed.”-Robert Pattinson [ShowbizSpy]
• Whoops: two paparazzi reportedly crashed into each other on bikes while attempting to take a picture of Chris Noth. And then they started to think to themselves, “Do we really need a picture of Chris Noth? What is a picture, anyway? Just an image that fades, like beauty and time and love and the red on the bottom of a pair of Louboutins.” And then they smoked cigarettes and looked longingly out of their fancy windows and sighed for a while. The end. [PageSix]