Jenny McCarthy Thinks You're Gay If You Don't Immediately Intercourse Her

Heads up, casanovas! Good to know! Jenny McCarthy went on some radio show and talked glowingly about her blossoming relationship with old kid on the block Donnie Wahlberg. Turns out, he waited two weeks to call her after they first hung out, so of course she assumed he was a vagina-hating gay guy.

”He was on my talk show for Vh1 and I went a year without dating anybody. So I don’t know if I was really randy or really ready but he was there and I gave him my phone number, which I’ve never given a guy my number but I was interested.

”It took two weeks for him to call me back and I thought for sure he was playing for a different team, if you know what I’m saying. That’s of course my ego, a girl’s ego, he must be married, he’s gay, what’s wrong?”

JENNY MCCARTHY IS SO GOOD AT DIAGNOSING STUFF. [ContactMusic]

Prince Harry went to a children’s charity event and said that he’s only seen baby Prince George smile one time. Because of their bloodfeud, duh.

“I’ve just literally seen him,” Harry told 9-year-old Nikki Christou of Enfield, recipient of the Most Inspirational Child Award (and some hot royal gossip!), before the ceremony at London’s Dorchester Hotel began. “It was the first time I’ve seen him smile.”

“He said he’d just come from seeing his nephew and he was having a bath, but normally when he sees him, he’s usually sleeping or crying,” said Nikki’s mother, Tanya, per the British Press Association. “He said it was the first time he’d seen him smile. He seemed quite pleased.”

Haha that baby hates u. [E!]

Keanu Reeves says “There’s darkness out there that’s keeping [a Bill & Ted sequel] from happening.” Um, yeah dude, his name’s De Nomolos. Just call Station and get this shit handled. [HuffPo]
Prince William and Kate have hired William’s former nanny to care for George. Which is cute, I guess. [People]
A dude who extorted Harvey Weinstein got sentenced to 7 years in prison. [Deadline]
Ariana Grande injured her vocal cords and isn’t allowed to sing. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton had a schoolgirl crush on Mr. Markham, her field hockey coach. OooooOOOOoOOoooooOOOOooooOo!!! [JustJared]
HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT DR. OZ HAS TO SAY ABOUT SPANX!?!!??!? (He wore them once and didn’t like it.) [Extra]
Ashley Tisdale‘s scary stalker pled no contest and got probation. [TMZ]
Jason Stackhouse has a shaved head now. [JustJared]
Tiffani Thiessen wishes her toddler would turn back into a baby. [People]
This week will be over soon. Ya gotta believe.